There are few phenomena as vexing, perplexing, and widespread as the disappearance of a single sock. Everyone has at least one sock that mysteriously loses its mate. Whatever the cause — spontaneous black holes could be responsible, according to the late Stephen Hawking — it’s particularly frustrating because a single sock seems useless … or so we thought. Some of Reddit’s most resourceful and creative members on r/Frugal recently proposed dozens of ideas for orphan socks, and we’ve compiled the top 9.
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Use Them For Cleaning
Since they’re fabric and the perfect size for your hand, you can easily convert sock orphans into wearable cleaning rags. Redditors recommend using them to dust around your house and clean whiteboards.
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Give Them to Your Dog
Dogs love to chew on socks, especially when they’re not supposed to. To distract them from your good pairs, tie a few orphans together to create a cheap dog toy.
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Wear Mismatched Socks
Sock orphans should be a non-issue for non-conformists, rebels, and freethinkers who will gladly wear mismatched socks. And even if wearing two different pairs makes your eye twitch, Redditors have a solution: Fill your wardrobe with identical socks. Even if one goes missing, you’ll automatically have a matching pair.
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Create a Door Draft Stopper
For those who have a growing pile of sock orphans, you may be able to fashion a makeshift draft stopper. Shove a few mismatched pairs into one long sock, stuff it under your door’s frame, and you could save money on your next heating bill.
Enjoy an Oatmeal Bath
Oatmeal baths have long been known to soothe skin conditions such as acne, dry skin, eczema, and chickenpox. All it takes is a cup of oatmeal powder (put it in a blender) and an old sock to hold the pulverized grain. According to Verywell Family, you should soak in an oatmeal bath for 15 to 20 minutes to enjoy its effects.
Transform Them Into Heating Pads
Fill your stray socks with rice for a quick, DIY microwaveable heating pad. You can even add herbs like lavender to make it extra comforting.
Make a Winter ‘Snot Rag’
Equal parts niche and disgusting, this “snot rag” hack from Reddit might appeal to skiers and snowboarders who need to quickly wipe their noses on the slopes. Cut the toes off, the commenter writes, and wear the sock on the outside of your jacket like an armband. When your nose starts running, you can simply wipe it on the sock and throw it out when you’re done for the day.
Create ‘Scent Boosters’
Keep the rest of your socks smelling great by filling your orphans with scent booster beads. “It appears to be more effective than using the scent boosters in the wash,” one Redditor writes.
Deodorize Your Shoes
With a handful of (clean) cat litter and a stray sock, you can quickly make a shoe deodorizer. Fill the sock up a little more than halfway with the moisture-wicking, scented clay, tie the ends, and stuff them in your stinkiest pair of sneaks.
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